titled wow.
author daren ong.
duration 20mins

this passage was about me and sneering at me. humph haha.

She sat there in the office: working with a face of blissfulness not from her work. The chocolate before her is no match for a glutton of her status. With one hand full of dark chocolates and another with chicken bryani, she resembles a warrior with a sword and shield in hand, ready to face any oncoming battle which in this case was her Achilles heels for food. During her work term, she swelled like a balloon. Even the elephant print of her shoes seems to have come alive and grown considerably in size as with time. How could a glutton like her used to be an Ah Lian? If she used to be an Ah Lian, then now she has become ten of her former self. One could not fathom the intensity of her eating speed. If properly measured, it could easily be 10times faster than the speed of the quickest F1 driver as of now. Like those Taiwanese drama, she aspired for herself to be slim and attractive but yet the more she want to do so, the more she find food attractive. Her bag is always charged with food. For food she lives and for food she dies. Do not ever disturb her. Her sheer weight is fatal. Unless confident, otherwise do not, I repeat, DO NOT PROVOKE HER.

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